So, as a blog that doesn’t really have any decent links to provide competition prizes, what they hell am I supposed to give you as a present?
Well, the last few weeks, I’ve been noticing some wonderfully funny, and sometimes plain weird, Google searches that people have typed in, which has lead them to here. Sometimes I wonder how, but I guess I’ve only got myself to blame for calling the blog One In The Hole. Sure lots of horny teenagers are bloody gutted to stumble across this pile of shite instead of seeing that Imogen Thomas sex tape.
So, my present to you this Christmas is the list below of some of the best searches I’ve had.
Nothing to weird about that…just yet…
Dave edwards wolves shorts
So, somebody is trying to check out Davey wearing shorts hey? You sly boots you.
I’m not sure if this should be seen as personal. I never thought I was a heartbreaker, or gay.
Maybe I have a gay following, and upon hearing that I’m straight, have broken down and cried. Sorry if you did, I didn’t mean to.
I mean, I do like Showgirls and Mean Girls, so maybe this is something we can work on.
Christophe berra sexy
Ok, so more Berra stuff. Personally I’ve never seen this. I always thought Jarvis was the looker of the team. Johnson was at Birmingham, but his hair is thinning pretty badly and he just hasn’t kept that look.
(Totally appealing to my gay following here)
Warrolow, Wainlove, Warlock. I have been called all of these. It’s what happens when you have a bloody stupid surname.
I was my surname was something like Excalibur.
When will tom cleverley play again
Man United fan obviously checking to see when they’ll have some central midfielders again.
Good luck on that one.
Man knocked out and strip naked outside movie scene
I mean, how the hell do you actually type that first bit on your keyboard?
What is it? A code?
Is George Elokobi actually a part of the Di Vinci Code?
matthew warrilow sausage wolves
warrilow rubbish wolves
matthew warrilow is a prick
My bastard mate Lee trying to be funny. Bastard.
Berra shirtless v sunderland
That Berra fan again.
Look, not to be picky mr/mrs, but it is a bit weird to be so precise about what game youwanted him to be shirtless in though.
I mean, if you want him shirtless, just Google that. Why Sunderland? Were you hoping that you’d catch a glimpse of Lee Cattermole rubbing his own nipples in the background?
“joey barton” “the smiths” bbc
George elokobi muscles
Who doesn’t want to stare at that? Then weep at how measly a human being you are in comparison.
Jamie ‘o’hara fuck yeah
Not sure if this is a Team America thing, or a sex thing. Either way, why?
Christophe berra house
Ok this is getting a bit much now, should I like tell the police? Or as they are now know, Sting (boom boom tsk)
Anyway, want to say thanks to everybody who wrote nice things about my blog.
Anybody who RT’d any of my tweets.
All the Wolves fans I’ve met online (not in a A/S/L way)
Ian for doing the ace new banner.
Merry Christmas, you wankers.